I look better un-naked...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We left the knife in your bed.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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