Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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