Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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