arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Mom said you looked used
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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