Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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