i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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