eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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