I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
