Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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