Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
