are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
tell me about the fingering
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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