I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Duck Duck Cougar?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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