Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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