Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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