Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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