no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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