Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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