It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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i drank out of a bidet.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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