He uses pillows to masturbate.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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