I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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