Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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