I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Randomize