the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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