It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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