What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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