quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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