just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
