the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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