Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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