I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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