Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So. Much. Porn.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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