If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Are my feet made of real feet?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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