he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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