ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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