i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
