Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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