Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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