3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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