her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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