Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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