Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
