I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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