Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the day after is always just damage control
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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