Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
the raccoons are back...
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