problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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