why didn't you poke me back
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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