I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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