the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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