you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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