Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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