His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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