Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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