Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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